Merch
All designs below are our own text and artwork, not reproductions of anyone's likeness or dialogue. Store launching soon on a print-on-demand platform — check back after the next viral spike.
For the lucky few who got their water balloon allotment.
₹499
Coming SoonOversubscribe your morning chai.
₹349
Coming SoonSlap a fictional grey market premium on your laptop.
₹149
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